For my Spanish modernos....

Here's a list of some of my faves from the "modernos/ modernas que..." phenomenon in Facebook in spanish:

-modernos que escuchan grupos que aun no existen (Modernos that listen to groups that don't exist yet)
-modernos que salen contentos del oculista porque ya pueden usar gafas. (Modernos who happily leave the optician's because now that can use glasses)
-Modernos a los que no les gustaba el pescado y ahora se lo comen crudo (Modernos who didn't like fish and now eat it raw)

-Modernos que se masturban viendos pelis de la nouvelle vague (Modernos that masterbate to nouvella vague films)
-Modernos que usan sombreros como sello de su "personalidad [sic] (modernos that use hats as their personal mark/stamp....in Spanish it implies that modernos have no personality. Guilty as charged about the overuse of hats though...)
-Modernos que se cambian el nombre para ser más modernos (Modernos who change their name to be more modern)
-Modernos que hacen fotos inclinadas porque molan más (Modernos who take tilted photos because they're cooler)
-modernos que utilizan las bicis de sus abuelos porque son retro (modernos that use their grandparent's bicyles because they're retro)
-Modernos que odian comic sans y aman Helvetica (Modernos that hate Comic Sans and love Helvetica)

 -Modernos veinteañeros, que eran emos quinceañeros (Modernos in their twnties who used to be fifteen-year old emos)
-Modernos que dicen, yo no soy moderno soy Alternativo (modernos who say they're not moderno, they0re alternative)
-Modernos que se hacen fotos con el pelo en la cara (modernos who take photos with their hair in their face)
-Modernos daltónicos que ven en blanco y negro porque es más vintage (colorblind modernos that see in b/w because it's more vintage)
-Modernos que van al cine 3d para tener gafas de pasta gratis (modernos who go to 3d movies to get free thick framed glasses)
-modernos que se convierten en vampiros y brillan en el sol (modernos who turn in to vampires and glitter in the sunlight)
-modernos que se tiñen el pelo de blanco para ser más modernos (modernos who dye their hair white to be more modern)
-modernos que se van a abbey road y se hacen la mejor foto del mundo (modernos that go to abbey road to take the best photo in the world)
-modernos que son antiguos (modernos that are old-fashioned)
-modernos que ponen nombres raros a sus hijos (modernos who give weird names to their kids)